1.  Passersby on the street will talk to your dog, not you.

2.  Planning a vacation?  Housing your dog for a week could very well cost more than housing you!

3.  There really isn’t a gracious way to pick up dog poop.

4.  Your camera roll is full of various photos of your dog.

5.  They really do make the best body-guard, floor cleaner, live-in therapist, etc.